Friday, April 16, 2010

Zombies, Mommies and Baby Flab...

Did you hear about the new movie coming out? It's called "My Trainer Must Be Crazy" Starring Lisa Brightman as the crazy trainer that is pursuing a career move to FL from CA but before she leaves she is determined to bring her final client to certain crippledness in an effort to have her ready for her first body building competition in only 3 months of training. Co-starring Rachelle Sian, new comer to the scene, dowdy mother of 3 who struggles with her sweet cheats and busy schedule. Will she survive the brutal workouts and verbal abuse of the relentless trainer? You'll have to watch and see! Sian is also working on her second movie, "Rachelle of the Dead" where she battles zombies that are after Brightman for putting them in their early graves.

You may have also seen Brightman in her award winning performances in "27 Workouts", where Brightman plays a lonely trainer that has 27 clients who all want to lose weight after having their first babies. This hilarious comedy shows our hero coming to terms with her own 'lack of' mothering skills as she comes into frequent contact with her clients' children while bringing mommies back to their previous physical glory. You don't want to miss the unexpected ending in this (literally) gut busting comedy.

The less known 80s budget film that introduced Brightman to the acting scene was the female version of "Best of the Best". Co-starring with Julia Roberts' brother... what's his name again?, this vein popping hero trains Brightman to fight in the ultimate vengeance fight. She also played a small role in the Broadway hit "Hair".

More currently, our talented A-lister sweetheart has recently tried her hand at directing such flicks as "Cats and Dogs" Starring lovers Flexie and Dutchess who have to combat the evil cat Cozmo. And the upcoming horror film "Quadzilla" Starring herself as the maniac quadzilla monster who battles the entire country of Fattamia and her arch nemesis Baby Flab.

This multi-talented real life trainer is not afraid to take on any project. She will be one to watch. It has been written in more established tabloids such as "Buns and Thighs" that our girl has been spotted practicing walking in 3 inch clear healed stilettos in an effort to not fall flat on her next walk on the red carpet at her opening night of "Revenge of Rambina".

3 comments:

  1. Too good... you are the voice in my head, but funnier.

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  2. Hehehehe.. I told Lisa that I was going to blog about her today since she tried to kill me! I'll probably write about the workout tomorrow since I will be chair bound anyway! :-)

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  3. your delayed onset muscle soreness doesn't kick in till about 10:30 am tomorrow, right!?!? A *few* lunges can't do too much damage?!

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