*you realize after 5 minutes of cooking your chicken that you have turned on the wrong burner
*You find yourself gazing into space thinking of nothing for who knows how long?
*You are afraid to drive
*You have to pee every 15 minutes because of all the extra water you have to drink
*A rice cake is the highlight of your week
*You keep tripping on your own feet
*lock your keys in your car
*continually spill water down the front of your shirt
*you cry about the dumbest stuff
*you are so low energy that you don't even want to eat..(at least not if it's chicken)
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