Wednesday, March 31, 2010

There once was a man from Nantucket...

A Monterey girl there once was
Who went on a diet because,
They thought she was crazy
Low carbs made her lazy
And the baked ziti made her head buzz!

This girl took a two hour nap
Her energy level was tapped,
It made her feel rested
But that night she was tested
And ended up sleeping like crap!

So today was a very tough day
Three classes she taught for pay,
She felt like sleep walking
Why can't she stop talking?
Caffeine in a bottle, I say!

It works like a miracle drug
5 Hour Energy should be pushed by thugs,
No need to save face
She'll buy by the case
And before every class she will chug!


1 comment:

  1. You should be poet. I loved it!! I was slacking in the gym today 2! I sure miss you!

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